My wannabe Jew/Irish/Ginger Roommate

This is the tale of a most wondrous
English Major/Cat Lady/Seductress /DidIReallyJustSayThat?
under the delusion that she is many other things....

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~ Thursday, May 3 ~
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It’s 6am

twerkin to boyfriend right now nbd


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“I guarantee you your boyfriend is not secretly bi”


~ Wednesday, April 11 ~
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When Looking For Classes

“Women in Judaism?!?!” *dances*

guys, you should have seen the dance. srsly guise.


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~ Tuesday, April 10 ~
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Singing:

“I wanna know what sleep is, I want you to show me”


~ Wednesday, April 4 ~
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Regarding a Mental Wellness Screening

Her: “Wait… is there going to be free stuff? Like free food?”

Me: “No, well the first couple people get free food”

Her: “So it’s just a screening to see if you’re mentally healthy?”

Me: “Yeah”

Her: “… you’re not gonna pass”


~ Friday, March 30 ~
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“Engineers: they make the money, but they make you have the pain in your heart!”


~ Wednesday, March 28 ~
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Quote:

“Okay A. half of those guys were Jewish B. they all think I’m insane”


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Quote:

“I hate when you randomly take it out!”


~ Monday, February 27 ~
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Quote:

“I love when we show each other awkward pictures of our ex-boyfriends!”


~ Tuesday, February 7 ~
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“My parents are my valentine *snort*”